This is a scary, messed up book that will give you a direct window to view straight into my id. Well, no, not really. But it might keep you slightly entertained if you have nothing else to do. It's about aliens. They meet us. And they kill us all. But they don't just kill us. That would be too boring. Oh no, they kill us 13 times. But don't worry. We deserved it. We totally had it coming. So buy this book. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll die! Unless you side with the aliens. Then you might just stand a chance.
If you order this on its own, I'll adjust the order total before your card gets charged since I'll send it by media mail. If you order anything else, though, I might send it separately since that may be the cheapest way, and if you order a lot of other stuff, I'll just send them together the normal way probably. Ignore what the website tells you about the shipping cost - it just figures it out by weight but you will be charged less when your card is actually charged (yes, personal attention by a person) since it will go by media mail.